Oh dear god, a Pokemon/Haruhi mashup.
My life is now complete.
Slightly disappointed that only Taniguchi gets a pokeball, but the pokemon choices are spot on…
- travel size for your convenience
- does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket
- will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter
- got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya
- it’s 90% fuzzbutt
- it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life